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Monday, December 26, 2005

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho HO


I hope everyone is having a slamdancin' frickin fabulous HOLIDAY!!!! I bought the cats some special toys this christmas. No, not those kind of toys, you naughty elves!! Spelter tore up all the tinsel. I like to bathe the house in tinsel. Like a big hot silver bath. Mother doesn't mind. Prue knocked down the tree on the day before christmas and he had to be sprayed with the water bottle. all and all what a great HOLIDAY!!!! WOOOO! I got everything I wanted. Was santa good to you?

Like I've seen some other people do, i'm going to have a short section from my play The Merry Wives Of Winsor:

W1
Are you from Winsor too? HAHAHA

W2
I've never been.

W3
Oh, it's lovely this time of year. You really must go.

W1
Ha HA HA.

W3
Just stay away from the flutist.

W!
(suddenly serious)
Yes, you must stay away from the flutist. Here. Eat this cake.

(They all eat cake for some time. Here enters the man with no face.)

MWNF
Are you the merry wives of Winser?

W1
Who wants to know.

W2
My Lord. Sir, you have no face.

w3
I am blind. Is it so, that the man has no face?

W1
I think all men should have no face. The copulating is so much easier. And it's also much easier to imagine you are copulating with someone else.

MWNF
Although it is true I am a man with no face, I am also a man and am hurt by things that men can be hurt by. Please Merry Wives, don't hurt me as you have hurt your husbands.

W2
Speaking of which, let us eat some more cake.

W3
Would you like to join us, man with no face?

W1
Yes, please do.

MWNF
You are all very kind as well as Merry.

(They eat cake until the flood arrives.)




NOTE FROM FLOYD
THANKS FOR READING!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!! LOL!!!
BIG HUGS
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