The opening of my new play, Kyle Ankowitz, Master of the Universe
FLOYD
Oh, Kyle Ankowitz, t hank you so much for coming over.
I just dont know what to do about my toilet.
KA
No problem. Its good to meet you finally.
FLOYD
Likewise. Ha ha. I always wanted to say likewise
Thanks for giving me the opportunity. (to say
likewise)
KA
No problem. I really enjoy reading your blog.
FLOYD
I really enjoy your blog too. Its so fresh and new.
KA
Youre so talented.
FLOYD
Thanks.
KA
So what seems to be the problem?
FLOYD
Well, its my toilet.
KA
Obviously.
FLOYD
Its possessed by the devil.
KA
Lets take a look.
FLOYD
Its right here.
TOILET
Satan is my master!
FLOYD
See?
KA
I see.
TOILET
I will eat you and take you to hell.
KA
Hmmm. Ive seen this before. I think that the toilet
stopper chain a ma jiggy is too long. If I shorten it
and say three hail marys.
TOILET
No, no!!!!
FLOYD
KYLE ANKOWITZ, you are a mad genius.!!!!
KA
Thanks.
FLOYD
HA HA
KA
HA HA
TOILET
NOOOOO. HA HA HA.
posted by Floyd @ 4:32 AM
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