Searching for New Pants.

Boy did I have a hard time the other day searching for new pants. I don't know what it is. Is it because I'm so rotund or because of my innate FASHION sense? In any case I went to every store in new york yesterday and neither mother nor I could find a good pair of pants for me.

Where are you, pants fairy? I want comfortable breathable pants with a strong elastic and preferably some sort of pants deodorant. And a watch. I need a watch. with diamonds in it. for cheap!!! LOL!!! Oh, Blog of Floyd, I love talking to you. You give me the warm fuzzies. Even when I'm sitting at home without pants.

All about me, Floyd

People say to me, "Floyd, who are you"

Well, I am a writer and a poet and a dancer and a singer and a painter and a sculptor and a musician and an organizer and a keeper of birds and also cats. I am a good person and I used to have a moustache.

I enjoy art and culture and I like to play marbles. I enjoy television and yummy desserts and chickadees.

I once wrote a play called The Crucible even though someone else wrote a play with that name too.

I have very many crushes but I won't tell you on who unless you get a drink in me and then--WATCH OUT!!! Ha HA!

LOL!!!! This is so much fun!!!