I know where Mike Daisey lives

and I went to his house and poured water on his stoop.
And then I walked out.

But he wasn't there. So maybe he thinks when he gets
back--hey my stoop is sort of clean. And
subconsciously he'll know I did it. subconsciously.

Not that I approve of what happened. But maybe he
should have his scripts laminated. like i do. All my
scripts are lamenated. so people can read them while
they're eating an not worry. i like to eat a big bowl
of ribs and read but often my book gets covered in
sauce, but not if you laminate.

I love lamination.