Hamnet

This is a scene from HAMLET, PRINCE OF THIEVES.
I hope you love it!!!!!!! XXXOOOOOOXXXXOO


A dark and stormy night. The sound of cats
can be heard, howling and purring loudly.

Hamlet
Psst! Friends! Thieves! Where are you?

Friend 1
i'm here. Under the storm drain.

Hamlet
come out! you needn't hide yourself under the drain.

Frien 1
but I, like you, am a wanted thief. I must hide for
protection.

Hamlet
Hide no longer! We thieves will face the city like men!

Friend 2, 3, 4
What are you talking about Hamlet?

Hamlet
Ah my friends! it is grand to see you all!

Friend 3
Grand to see you too Hamlet!

Hamlet
Oh, yes. and its been too long.

(hamlet pats friend 3 on the back for a little while)

Friend 3
We have some unfinished business Hamlet.

Hamlet
oh yes! We must divy up the proceeds from the last thievery we
accomplished.

Friend 3
yes. and share the brave stories of our exploits out in the
country.

Hamlet
I love the country! It is always so beautiful - on sunny days
and
rainy days and snowy days and even windy days!

Friend 2
Hot or Cold!

Hamlet
Warm or Cool!

Friend 1
and in the country there is food to eat -

Fiend 3
It grows on Trees!

ALL
We Love the Country!

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho HO

I hope everyone is having a slamdancin' frickin fabulous HOLIDAY!!!! I bought the cats some special toys this christmas. No, not those kind of toys, you naughty elves!! Spelter tore up all the tinsel. I like to bathe the house in tinsel. Like a big hot silver bath. Mother doesn't mind. Prue knocked down the tree on the day before christmas and he had to be sprayed with the water bottle. all and all what a great HOLIDAY!!!! WOOOO! I got everything I wanted. Was santa good to you?

Like I've seen some other people do, i'm going to have a short section from my play The Merry Wives Of Winsor:

W1
Are you from Winsor too? HAHAHA

W2
I've never been.

W3
Oh, it's lovely this time of year. You really must go.

W1
Ha HA HA.

W3
Just stay away from the flutist.

W!
(suddenly serious)
Yes, you must stay away from the flutist. Here. Eat this cake.

(They all eat cake for some time. Here enters the man with no face.)

MWNF
Are you the merry wives of Winser?

W1
Who wants to know.

W2
My Lord. Sir, you have no face.

w3
I am blind. Is it so, that the man has no face?

W1
I think all men should have no face. The copulating is so much easier. And it's also much easier to imagine you are copulating with someone else.

MWNF
Although it is true I am a man with no face, I am also a man and am hurt by things that men can be hurt by. Please Merry Wives, don't hurt me as you have hurt your husbands.

W2
Speaking of which, let us eat some more cake.

W3
Would you like to join us, man with no face?

W1
Yes, please do.

MWNF
You are all very kind as well as Merry.

(They eat cake until the flood arrives.)




NOTE FROM FLOYD
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