EXTRA !!! EXTRA!!!! HEAR ALL ABOUT IT!!!!!

OMG!!! EVeryone, Listen up. Kyle Ankowitz over at
fix my toilet noticed me and linked to me and now my
daily hits are up to 2 a day. That means 2 people I
don't know (one is perhaps kyle) are reading my blog.
i got all self conscious and then I felt good about
myself and then i got all self consciou again and I
almost petted allthe fur off poor Spelter (the oft
misspelt cat) HA! (still funny)

I was just so happy today to see that Kyle noticed me.
(not on his blog but noticed me watching him in his
bathroom through the window.) he wasn't fixing the
toilet though. I was wearing a disguise outside your
building, kyle but it was me. Hello! Hello over
there. Gosh i love to meet bloggers.

The opening of my new play, Kyle Ankowitz, Master of the Universe

FLOYD
Oh, Kyle Ankowitz, t hank you so much for coming over.
I just don’t know what to do about my toilet.

KA
No problem. It’s good to meet you finally.

FLOYD
Likewise. Ha ha. I always wanted to say “likewise”
Thanks for giving me the opportunity. (to say
likewise)

KA
No problem. I really enjoy reading your blog.

FLOYD
I really enjoy your blog too. It’s so fresh and new.

KA
You’re so talented.

FLOYD
Thanks.

KA
So what seems to be the problem?

FLOYD
Well, it’s my toilet.

KA
Obviously.

FLOYD
It’s possessed by the devil.

KA
Let’s take a look.

FLOYD
It’s right here.

TOILET
Satan is my master!

FLOYD
See?

KA
I see.

TOILET
I will eat you and take you to hell.

KA
Hmmm. I’ve seen this before. I think that the toilet
stopper chain a ma jiggy is too long. If I shorten it
and say three hail marys.

TOILET
No, no!!!!

FLOYD
KYLE ANKOWITZ, you are a mad genius.!!!!

KA
Thanks.

FLOYD
HA HA

KA
HA HA

TOILET
NOOOOO. HA HA HA.

Plumb My Depthts

I have become fascinated with this new blog
http://fixmytoilet.blogspot.com/

It's about a man fixing toilets--a blog aobut how he
does it--the whole process. I am very interested in
the toilet fixing process.

I would very much like to meet this Kyle AnKowitz and
spend some time talking to him over some fruity drinks
about his process and work in the toilet industry.

I am considering making him the lead character in my
new play which I am considering calling

Kyle Ankowitz Master of the Universe

The mundane ahd become the dane which becoems the
mundane thereby showing the truth. we can only get a
the truth this way.

Spelter is shedding way too much. I'm consiering
shaving her.